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littleredstriderhood:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time in my english class the teacher gave us a written assignment to basically explain how the book we were reading ended and this one kid just wrote “with a period” and he got full credit

my english teacher told a story once how he told the class to wrote a 5 paragraph essay on a brick and a student wrote “5 paragraph essay” and taped it to the brick and he got full credit and the teacher still has this brick

cultofthepigeon

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.